October 2012 – Page 2 – Haiku and Coffee

40 Ways to Celebrate a Birthday ~#36~

#36: Drink leftover Tuscan Vino to prepare for the presidential debate.

#35: Call loved ones to thank them for birthday bling. Cry again on the phone. (Is this menopause already? Geez…)

#34: Reorganize Pandora charms & add new birthday bling. (oooo…shiny!!!)

#33: Open birthday cards from friends & family & sob like a baby in the middle of the kitchen. (Hey, they love me, what’s a girl to do??)

#32: Make a homemade spoon from a lid (because no utensil was put in the bag) & eat cabbage slaw while listening to Lettuce.

#31: Check out all the Happy Birthdays and well wishes on FB while cruising down a mountain.

#29: Wake up in a cabin in the woods on a Monday morning instead of going to work!

#30: Eat left over ribeye and birthday cupcakes for breakfast. Yummies!

#28: Play Angry Birds to overcome insomnia.

#27: Play with fire (in a pit) and eat Fat Bottomed Girl’s s’mores cupcakes. OMG!!! Fabulous!!!